раз у Лили подняли эту тему
вот забавный фик, где Коулсон приводит Клинта домой, знакомиться с папашей

“He keeps a loaded pistol in the center cabinet,” he told Clint, then turned to Delaware. “He has a throwing knife in a back sheath.”
Clint and Delaware exchanged a look.
“I’ll be back in twenty minutes.” As he went out the door, Phil added over his shoulder, “Please don’t kill each other.”
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